CURRENT AMOUNT RAISED:
​$1,590 OF $3,700 

Updated 2 November 2023
Total updated daily

CHAPLIN NEEDS YOUR HELP

DONATION TIERS
This little guy has helped me through so much - depression, launching a business, burnout, and more.

He was even a fluffy trip sitter the first time I took psychedelic mushrooms.  He snuggled up next to me and happily got pets, while I got to stay grounded in enough reality that I didn't completely uncork because I had a familiar, purring friend next to me showing me love.

Two weeks ago he stopped eating and it's been a never-ending carousel of tests, special food, supplements, medications, at-home fluids, and more tests.  We're still not sure what's going on, and he will continue to need support in the coming weeks to try and diagnose what ails him, and then find a way to treat it if possible.  
Our goal is to raise $3,700

If you are unable to support financially, we would be so appreciative of folks who share the info on social media to help spread the word.
Any amount helps!  
$5 make a massive difference.  Taken together, small steps move mountains, truly. 

For individuals who are able to pledge a bit more, you have the following options to choose from:

Special Edition Shitbag $50 - $74:  Choose from four different options listed below.  Directions for ordering are under each bag.  If you would like to donate $50+ and do not want a bag, simply type NO BAG in the "What's this for?"/"Add a message" section of Venmo/PayPal.
Additional bag styles can be found on the Shitbags website

Tarot Reading, $75 - $99:  Receive a 30-minute tarot reading, redeemable through December 31st, 2023.  Be sure to add your email address in the "What's it for?" (Venmo) or "Add a message" (PayPal) section just in case.  Once your donation comes through, you will receive a message on Venmo/PayPal with a booking link and custom code to book your session online.  If you would like to donate and do not want a reading, type NO READING in the "What's this for?"/"Add a message" section of Venmo/PayPal.

Shitbag + Tarot Reading, $100+:  Receive both options when you donate $100 or more.  If you would like to donate and do not want either a bag or a reading, type NO ADD ONS in the "What's this for?"/"Add a message" section of Venmo/PayPal.
Please accept my (and Chaplin's) heartfelt thanks for taking the time to read, share, or donate.
​You are truly amazing.
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Looking nonchalant after weeks of being chalant AF

SPECIAL EDITION SHITBAGS

PLEASE READ THE ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY TO ENSURE YOU RECEIVE YOUR BAG

If you would like to order a bag and would like us to choose it for you, type SURPRISE ME in the "What's it for"/"Add a mesesage" section of Venmo/PayPal, along with your name and shipping address.
To donate:  
  • Send your donation via Venmo (@elizabeth-collins1) or PayPal (info@balanceacu.com)
  • In the "What's it for?" section (Venmo) or "Add a message" (PayPal), please provide the following information:
    • Type the phrase FUCK SHIT UP to select this bag
    • Full Name
    • Shipping Address
To donate:  
  • Send your donation via Venmo (@elizabeth-collins1) or PayPal (info@balanceacu.com)
  • In the "What's it for?" section (Venmo) or "Add a message" (PayPal), please provide the following information:
    • Type the phrase FIND OUT to select this bag
    • Full Name
    • Shipping Address
To donate:  
  • Send your donation via Venmo (@elizabeth-collins1) or PayPal (info@balanceacu.com)
  • In the "What's it for?" section (Venmo) or "Add a message" (PayPal), please provide the following information:
    • Type the phrase GROUND to select this bag
    • Full Name
    • Shipping Address
To donate:  
  • Send your donation via Venmo (@elizabeth-collins1) or PayPal (info@balanceacu.com)
  • In the "What's it for?" section (Venmo) or "Add a message" (PayPal), please provide the following information:
    • Type the phrase WRECKING BALL to select this bag
    • Full Name
    • Shipping Address
Some notes on ordering:
• Shitbag orders will be placed once per day by 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.  If you order after 8 p.m. EST your order will be placed the following morning.

• Shitbag orders are prepared and shipped by Printful.  Each order is unique so there are sometimes variations in the color and distribution of ink.  Additionally, shipping times vary based on your location.  Most bags are received within 14 business days, but that is not a guarantee.

​• We will copy-and-paste your address from Venmo/PayPal as it is written to ensure there are no typos on our end.  If you fail to type your address into Venmo/PayPal correctly, we are not responsible for bags that are not received due to such errors.